It’s a damn shame for those of you that are “NFL Network Inclined” – there is nothing like weeknight football. However, this season I will be honest and say…You haven’t missed too much. So far the games on Thursday night have been absolute duds.
49ers-Bears was a game that seemed like the winner was crowned by who had more turnovers. Dolphins-Panthers was a bearable thanks to Ricky Williams (“Bun Ricky, Bun”). In between nodding off from the tryptophan Broncos-Giants was a whitewash. Just when I thought there couldn’t be a less entertaining game to watch, the Jets and Bills squared off (the leading passer threw for whopping 104 yards). Last week featured a team in the Steelers that sunk faster than the Titanic, and a 1-11 team (at the time) in the Browns. This week, we have a team that could careless about going undefeated vs. a team who’s hometown people don’t care to watch – why should we?
Meanwhile, there’s possibly the best show to hit network television in YEARS…
Tonight, Thursday at 10:00PM Eastern airs the 4th episode of MTV’s Jersey Shore. If you’ve yet to view this Guido gambit, here is a sample of what you’ve missed.
“I mean this situation is going to be indescribable. You can’t even describe the situation that you’re about to get into, the situation.”
“If a girl’s a slut, she should be abused.”
“All the girls are like fish and so we throw out a line and see if we can sink it.”
“A guidette is somebody who knows how to club it up, takes really good care of themselves, has pretty hair, cakes on makeup, has tan skin, wears the highest heels, pretty much they know how to own it and rock it.”
“You know what time it is? It’s time to get my rhino juice in my SYSSSTem The Rhino juice gets the night going. I mean when ever that comes up it’s always a filthy night. It really is. That’s the root of all evil.”
“I love the jersey shore. I love being a guidette but I’m not feeling it right now. I’m the princess of Poughkeepsie but here I’m nobody.”
“I just saw your penis. I love it.”
“I represent Italians, family, hair gel and tanning”
“My abs are so ripped up it’s called ‘the situation.'”
“Everybody loves me… ladies, dogs, girls, cougars… Mass appeal”
“I left the club early because I didn’t want to cheat on my boyfriend. And I felt like eating ham and drinking water.”
Ok, great, now your up to speed with the greatest show television has to offer. Through many weeks of deciphering which to choose from – and wearing the “PREVIOUS” button off the remote switching back and forth; I have come to a solution. I have timed this out to perfection and so far it’s pretty accurate. Fortunately, around 10:00PM Eastern when Jersey Shore airs it’s half-time in the Football game. Yes, sometimes “THE SITUATION” of having Jersey Shore bleed into the start of the 3rd quarter happens but; who doesn’t love a good train wreck? Sign me up for more ham, cheese, and rhino juice please!
The cast at Seaside Heights is a must watch, and it’s only on once a week for 60 minutes. Hell, there’s roughly 15 NFL games a week – that’s over 2700 minutes of manly-hood. This is A, B, C folks – quality over quantity wins out every single day of the week.
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