Just in case you missed it…Here’s an A – Z Recap!!!
It was a long week that featured the start of College Football, a Cinderella story; a right hook felt around the nation, and a couple big upsets. So if you were napping, we have you covered! Here is an alphabetical look back on the week/weekend that was in sports.
Amazing… The only word that can describe the Miami Florida State game on Monday Night, thank god football is BACK!
Blount… Oregon Running Back Legarret BLOUNT promised to put an “Ass Whoopin’” on the Boise State Broncos Thursday night. The Ducks couldn’t do it on the score board so he threw a right hook that drilled Broncos defensive end Byron Hoult in the face…and then took a swing at a couple fans for good measure. Perhaps we will see him in the CFL, err UFL some day soon.
Cilic… Unranked tennis player Marin CILIC pulled the upset of the tournament Tuesday night taking down #2 seed Andy Murray in straight sets. Murray’s response to the loss “I played bad, I guess…”
Derek… DEREK Jeter goes 0 for 8! Yes, 0 for 8 against Tampa Bay Monday and remains 3 hits shy of Lou Gehrig in the Yankee record books.
fEdEx Cup… Hello Steve Stricker! After winning on Monday, Steve Stricker has over taken Tiger Woods for FEDEX CUP points lead. Is anyone else disappointed Tiger might not make another 10 Million extra this season?
Florida… The FLORIDA Gators failed to cover the second biggest point spread in College Football betting history of 62.5 points by a field goal as they beat Charles Southern 62-3.
Gruesome… Is the gut feeling that must be circling Norman this week after Heisman Hopeful Sam Bradford and his Oklahoma Sooners go down. To make matters worse, All-American TE Jermaine Gresham is now out for the season with a knee.
Heisman… Sam Bradford the HEISMEN trophy winner last year is out for two to four weeks after taking a hit and injuring his shoulder. Big college career…bad injury in junior season…lost draft stock, hell; you may see him handicapping sports full time on this site soon if he keeps this pace up.
Iowa, Iowa, Iowa… Not once, but twice did the IOWA Hawkeyes block a kick late in the 4th quarter to conserve a one point lead new rivals Northern IOWA. Perhaps the match up with IOWA State this coming Saturday will deliver such excitement as well.
Just Kidding… The Winnipeg Blue Bombers of the CFL signed corner back Adam “PacMan” Jones to a contract, too bad he was JUST KIDDING about signing the contract once he realized he was in fact going to be playing in Canada.
Kickers… I know the NFL is in full-swing this coming week, but when drafting your Fantasy team please do not take a KICKER before round 14!!! Fantasy leagues are not won by going out and getting the best kicker on the board in round 7.
Lights Out… Shawne Merriman, known for his hard hitting coined the nickname “Lights Out.” Correct me If I’m wrong but…I believe they meant on the field Shawne, not off the field by choking and throwing women.
Midshipmen… The Navy MIDSHIPMEN were seconds from possibly pulling the upset over Ohio State on Saturday. The Buckeyes intercepted the ball on a 2 point conversion late in the game and returned it for a touchdown to win by 4 points 31-27.
Not Quite Yet… Is what the Boston Red Sox SHOULD have been thinking before going on a losing skid and giving up their comfortable cushion in the AL Wildcard race. Going into Wednesday the Sox are only 1.5 up on the Texas Rangers.
Oh my Oklahoma… After losing Quarterback Sam Bradford, the OKLAHOMA Sooners cracked and ended up getting upset by the BYU Cougars 14-13 at home. BYU jumped up from 22nd to 9th in the Polls. (Yes, Oklahoma Football gets 3 letters!!!)
Pittsburgh… The STEELERS open the NFL season and try defending their super bowl rings Thursday night at home to the Tennessee Titans. Late Tuesday night the Steelers were 6 point favorites.
Quidditch… Not that I care or any of you should…but the name Quidditch I find extremely fun to say. Say it with me… Quidditch… Quidditch… Quidditch…Oh, and last week it was announced the latest Harry Potter movie will be released on DVD & Blue Ray December 11th.
Rodney… Fernando RODNEY, Closer for the Detroit Tigers is the latest to pull a Milton Bradley. On Thursday, Rodney apparently got disorientated and fired a 95 MPH fastball into the stands and not the catchers’ glove. He was promptly suspended 3 games.
Seymour… After getting traded from the Pats to the Raiders Friday, Richard SEYMOUR has gone MIA and has yet to report to practice. Do you really blame him?
That bad… Another season, another losing one for the Pittsburgh Pirates. The Pirates have not finished the season above .500 since 1992. 17-Straight losing seasons!!! Considering the success of the Steelers and Penguins this is extremely shocking.
Unbelievable… Melanie Oudin is on a simply UNBELIEVABLE run at the US Open and will be a story to remember for a long time. The 19 year old beat Nadia Petrova on Monday to advance to the quarter finals against Caroline Wozinacki Wednesday. The 19 year old is listed as a +180 underdog.
Vick… Michael VICK Is cleared to play in week three of the NFL season, a mix of him and McNabb could be what the Eagles need to take them back to the Super Bowl.
Welcoming Jordan… Michael JORDAN is set to enter the Hall of Fame this week. He is along side John Stockton and David Robinson.
eXcited…??? As of Thursday Night both College and Pro football will be in full swing. The NFL kickoffs a full schedule of games this weekend with Titans/Steelers Thursday Night, Packers/Bears Sunday Night and a Monday Night double header featuring the regular season debut in Buffalo for T.O. in Foxboro.
You May Have Seen… The newly renovated Oklahoma State field, expert architects constructed the stands only 7 yards off the side lines and 5 yards off the back of the end zone. The only thing that separates the players from the fans is a cement wall and 3 inch foam padding. Hopefully Oklahoma State players all have good health insurance.
Zac Robinson… After all the preseason OVER hype you managed to impress me (Hard to do). Only 50% completions and 135 yards passing yes…but leading you’re team to victory over Georgia with 3 touchdowns gets applause. Clap for him…
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