Written By: @PayneInsider
In a perfect world we would all be able to channel our inner George Costanza. You know, the world where watching the big game, grabbing a snack, and “having” the opposite sex simultaneously isn’t frowned upon – the real triple crown!
But down here on planet earth, where reality exists we aren’t afforded such luxuries. Phrases like; “Babe, could you pass me the CONDimmments” could easily be misconstrued. Not sure about you, but I’ve never had a hankering to experience the feeling of pepper on my member.
Ugh, it’s so hard. But we must come to terms with not being able to have our cake and eat it too. So, that leaves us with the question; Sex or Sports? Decisions, decisions – and a pressing one. I’ve decided a decision this ginormous shouldn’t be done alone, so our lady friend from across the pond is here to interject.
Her answer is shocking, but with such detailed research and analysis how could she be wrong?