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Just in case you missed it…Here’s an A – Z Recap!!!

By: Eddie Vickers

It was a long week that saw the Browns choke yet again, a big trade in the NFL, the sports scene in Minnesota restored and a 50 year old record get broken. So if you were napping, we have you covered! Here is an alphabetical look back on the week/weekend that was in sports.

Almost… After leading the entire second half Cleveland gave up the game tying touchdown and was able to block the point after forcing overtime where they lost 23-20 almost beating the Cincinnati Bengals on Sunday.

Bad Beat… Easily the worst I have experienced. Michigan had a miracle comeback late in their matchup against Michigan State Saturday. Michigan turned the ball over on their first possession of OT. After forcing a 3rd and 11 on Michigan States possession the Spartans cracked a 20 yard run to score and touchdown and cover the 4.5 point spread by a point.

Clemson… As a highly priced 12.5 point favorite, the Clemson Tigers were upset by the Maryland Terrapins thanks to a 17 point 2nd quarter.

Dodgers… Despite having a better record, the Los Angeles Dodgers enter their NLDS series against St. Louis as the underdog. Book makers have the Dodgers listed as a +125 dog at home.

Edwards… It was announced Wednesday that troubled receiver Braylon Edwards has been dealt from the Browns to the Jets.

Favre… At age 86 err, 40 Brett Favre puts on another show on Monday Night helping to cash Minnesota backer’s tickets with ease.

Georgia… The Bulldogs are listed as a 2 point underdog at Tennessee this week, after a loss last week to LSU, this line is by far the most puzzling of the week for College football bettors.

Hockey… The NHL kicked off another season this weekend. It featured games played in 5 different countries including Canada, USA, Finland, Sweden and England.

In Case You Missed It… Is now published on the blog every Wednesday from here on out. This gives time for the games to finish and it to be written on Tuesday. If you have your own comments feel free to email the site.

Joe Flacco… After hanging in there the entire game at New England, Joe Flacco led the Ravens on what seemed to be the winning touchdown drive. Unfortunately this drive was halted in the red zone thanks to two dropped passes by Ravens receivers.

Killing… Is what the public bettors are making. After another amazing week of NFL Favorites cashing in at the window we are left to wonder how long until the stats begin to even out and the ball starts to bounce the other way.

Losers… After a quarter ways through the NFL season, the Titans remain winless after having the best record in the NFL a season ago. The Bucs, Rams, Browns, Chiefs and Panthers also get the award of shame.

Minnesota Madness… The Twins beat Detroit in a one game playoff for the playoffs, the Vikings are undefeated and it’s all happening under one roof! Its one great day if you’re a Minnesota sports fan.

New York… The Yanks were installed as -300 favorites to win their first game at home against Minnesota and were favorites to win the World Series. What a difference a year and 100 million dollars makes.

Open For Business…After watching the success the 49ers are having this season, Michael Crabtree is open for business and is willing to negotiate a contract with the team after holding out for better offers.

Publicity or Scandal…David Letterman admits to having sex with other women while being married? I feel worse for the secretary who wrote the guy letters which are being released to the public on his show Wednesday night.

Quinn… Brady Quinn was benched by Browns head coach Eric Mangini, and appears to be staying there for a long time after Derek Anderson scores more offensive touchdowns in Sunday’s game then Cleveland did the last 8 total games.

Remember the name… Mohammed Massaquoi; Browns receiver who will now be the go to guy with Braylon Edwards out of the lineup. Fantasy players; don’t say I didn’t warn you when someone else picks him up in your league.

Saving St. Louis? If the Cardinals don’t go deep in this years MLB post season, it could be a long winter for St. Louis fans as the Blues and 49ers appear to be worse then ever.

Tebow…College Football and religions golden boy Tim Tebow remains out of practice with a concussion. His status is unclear for Saturday’s primetime CBS matchup against LSU.

Underwood… Carrie Underwood, American Idol sensation and ex girlfriend of Tony Romo is planning to release her new Album on November 4th. This is one of the highest anticipated country album releases since Garth Brooks released his greatest hits one compilation back in the 1990’s.

Very Easy Victory… Is what bookmakers are assuming for team USA in the presidents cup this year. Installed as -310 favorites, team USA is filled with star power from Tiger Woods and Phil Mickelson. If you’re looking for the internationals to win by 2 points or less you can find prices in the +1100-+1400 range.

WNBA… You may have not known, or more importantly may not have cared but the Indiana Fever have taken a 2-1 lead over the Phoenix Mercury in the WNBA finals. Game four is set for Wednesday night on ESPN2.

eXceptional… Entourage aired their season 6 finale on Sunday. If you have not yet caught on to this show episodes are available in the video blog. As a fan of TV myself, I can honestly say that this one episode of the show blows any CSI or sitcom finale clean out of the water, truly exceptional work by the writers and cast.

You May Have Missed It… Which is why I write this article, in the battle of Alberta between the Edmonton Oilers and Calgary Flames, Oilers goalie Nikolai Khabibulin made a controversial play late in the game with the score even at 3-3 to play the puck. After fumbling the puck he shot it right to a Calgary Flames forward David Moss who scored the go ahead goal with 45 second left to play. The Flames were listed as a 5 cent underdog in this game.

jay- Z… Broke the record for most US number one albums previously held by Elvis Presley with his Album Blueprint 3 last week. It was confirmed by Billboard.com and Billboard magazine.

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A Catch-less Sunday in Buffalo, T.O. made News other ways.


After Buffalo’s 27-7 loss to the Saints on Sunday Owens faced a gauntlet of questions from the local Media on why he was held without a catch. Like old times, he put the blame on everyone but himself. From play calling to the quarterback.
Here is the quick lipped Owens during Sunday’s press conference

Q: What did you think of the offense overall?

T.O.: “Didn’t execute.”

Q: Why do you think the offense didn’t execute?

T.O.: “We lost the game, what do you think?”

Q: On the deep ball at the tunnel end did you pull up on that?

T.O.: “No.”

Q: Trent couldn’t get the ball downfield and it seemed like everything was short and check downs.

T.O.: “I was just going with the plays that were called.”

Q: Was it something their defense was doing out there?

T.O.: “What do you think?”

Q: You tell me, you’re out there

T.O.: “I’m just going with the plays that are called.”

Q: Your frustration level right now?

T.O.: “I’m good. Just got to get ready for next week.”

Q: Do you feel you and Lee (Evans) are being wasted in this offens?

T.O.: “We’re just going with the plays that are called.”

Q: You could say ‘no’ right there.

T.O.: “I’m just going with the plays that are called.”

Q: Do you like the plays that are called?

T.O.: “Whether I like them or don’t, I’m just going with the plays that are called.”

Q: How about the decisiosn that are made after the plays are called? The quarterback’s decisions after the play is called?

T.O.: “You’d have to ask him.”

Q: I’m asking what you think.

T.O.: “I don’t want to answer that because whatever I say you guys are turn it into however you want to say it.”

Q: We’ll print whatever you say word for word.

T.O.: “I just answered you sir.”

Q: Any thoughts on the end of your catch streak (185 straight games)?

T.O.: “It’s over.”

Q: Did it have any meaning to you at all?

T.O.: “We didn’t win the game.”

Q: Do you feel bad for the defense?

T.O.: “We’ve just got to regroup and get ready for next week.”

Later in the Evening things got worse when…

Pro Bowl Safety Rodney Harrison called out Mr. Owens on the NBC Nationally Televised pregame show before the Colts & Cardinals game.

Harrison Said:, “He’s a clown, he’s all about the circus show and the cameras. He’s just so, so miserable. He wants to seek so much attention.”

Terrell Owens responds to Harrison Via Twitter“I could care less about Rodney Harrison! Anybody tht using steroids, yes STEROIDS rodney, is a cheater & cheated the game!”

“Is that Y u used steroids b/c u were worried about ur stats or was it b/c u were losing it? Lol! U’re a loser & a cheater? Got any steroids I can borrow?”

“Hey Rodney! Send me sum steroids 2 the Bills facility next week!”

“Since I know the media reads my tweets, will sum1 ask Rodney how long the cycles take b4 I feel results of the steroids when he sends em? Lol!”

“So Rodney, I’m thinking if u overngh it 2day, I’ll get em by 2morr @ noon. Better yet, mark it Priority!! I “really” wanna b a CHAMPION like u!!”

“Hey Rodney if I really considered using them, could u please lv instructions on how & where 2 stick the needle just like u did 2 assure I do it rite!”

“My bad Rodney! I have been corrected by ur supporters, u used HGH not steroids! So, every1 go ahead & use HGH!! Geez, I guess that makes it better 2 use!!”

Were only in Week #3 of the NFL season and already Owens is up to his usual behavior…Buckle up Buffalo it’s going to be a loooooooooooong season!

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Just in case you missed it…Here’s an A – Z Recap!!!

It was a long week that featured upset after upset after upset, a miracle basketball shot, the best of the Manning’s and a very strange Lambeau Leap. So if you were napping, we have you covered! Here is an alphabetical look back on the week/weekend that was in sports.

Arkansas…The biggest let down for me in 2009, the Razorbacks came out firing in the first quarter to take a 10 point lead only to be shut out in the 2nd quarter and choke down the stretch to lose a 52-41 shootout.

Brees’e Does It Again… Another week in the books, another lights out performance from Saints quarterback Drew Brees. Not only has he locked down a spot as number one across all fantasy leagues, but more importantly is what appears to be a permanent spot as my letter B each week in this article.

C-A-N-E-S… Miami steam rolled Georgia Tech last Thursday 33-17 easily covering the 3.5 point spread. That win bumped the University of Miami up to 13th in the national rankings this week as they have Virginia Tech on deck this Saturday.

Don’t Look Now… But the Minnesota Vikings are 2-0, a very impressive 2-0 at that. With their home opener this weekend, followed by Green Bay and St. Louis the Vikings can easily cruise to a 5-0 start this season.

Eli… Manning led the Giants down the field for the winning score with no time left on the clock to spoil the Cowboys stadium opening party. I guess a Billion-One doesn’t go as far as it used to…

Forth And Long… Fourth and really long… Texas Tech found themselves in a fourth and forty two situation this Saturday night against rival Texas. The Red Raiders punt was returned 8 yards to the original line of scrimmage.

Gore! Frank Gore absolutely destroyed the Seahawks defense running for a 78 yard touchdown and an 82 yard touchdown on Sunday. Gore totaled over 200 yards on the ground before departing early with a minor injury.

Hassel…Back? Matt Hasselbeck, quarterback for the Seahawks, dove for the goal line late in the 1st half in their game against San Francisco on Sunday. Patrick Willis speared Matt in the back while he was attempting to cross the goal line possibly re injuring the back which Matt had surgery on just a year ago.

Indiana Football…??? There won’t be a “Hoosiers Like” movie for the football team anytime soon but; Indiana has started off the season an impressive 3-0 as they head to Ann Arbor to face the Wolverines of Michigan this week. Odds makers have them installed as a 3 Touchdown dog.

J-E-T-S Jets Jets Jets Jets! Backing up the trash talk, shutting up the critics, the Jets were victorious over Tom Brady and the New England Patriots Sunday. This was the first game since 2005 where the Pats did not find the end zone once.

King again… Congratulations to Mark Reynolds of the Arizona Diamondbacks who is the all time strikeout king of the MLB. Reynolds broke the record becoming the only player in MLB history to strike out more then 200 times in a season.

Longest ever… The world record for longest basketball shot ever was broken this weekend. A college student from Texas A&M threw a ball from the upper deck of Aggie stadium an estimated distance of 450 feet. Although no one ever heard him call bank, we will give him the benefit of the doubt.

Mad Milton… Milton Bradley got suspended by his own team for the rest of the season on Saturday…must I say any more?

New Jersey…Nyets? Russia’s richest man Mikhail Prokhorov purchased roughly 80% of the team Wednesday Night. The rumors are true that a new arena is in the works for downtown Brooklyn but, there is no set date at this time for the move.

Ohcocinco… Chad Ohcocinco out did himself this Sunday yet again. After catching a touchdown pass Chad did a Lambeau leap disregarding the fact he wasn’t wearing a Packers uniform. Luckily, he found himself in the area of 3 hardcore Bengals fans.

Peyton… Manning matched his Brother Eli as he led the Colts down the field in Miami and taking just 4 plays to put up the winning touchdown. Not only did the Colts win outright but the TD put the Colts up 27-23 for good to also cover the 3.5 point spread.

Quite The Line Up… CBS has set the bar in cable television yet again. After opening premier week off with an extremely high rated episode of CSI Miami, they dropped back to back NCIS’. Wednesday followed with Gary Unmarried, thrillers in Criminal Minds, and CSI New York. However, you aint seen nothing yet. CBS is gearing up for the highest ratings Thursday Night when CSI: Las Vegas is set to break all time records set by the same show three years ago when they dropped “Grave Danger” as the 2005 season finale.

Record Breaking… Over 105,000 fans packed Cowboy Stadium for opening night on Sunday. That number set the all time NFL attendance record.

See Ya Later… Bobby Cox has decided to call it a day after next season. After fifty years in baseball Cox announced Wednesday night he would retire preceding next season.

Them Bengals… Cincinnati goes into Lambeau and comes out with a…victory!? Cincinnati had tacked on a late Field Goal to make it a 2-possession game in which the Bengals held on to a 31-24 victory.

Upset Of The Year… Has been awarded to the Washington Huskies who knocked off the USC Trojans Saturday afternoon; The Huskies kicked a last second field goal to win 16-13.

Vick… The time is now for Michael Vick. Week three will be the first time we see him in action since spending 18 months in federal prison.

Wildcat… The wildcat offense celebrated its one year birthday in the NFL as the Dolphins displayed it to perfection in front of a packed crowd on Monday Night. After holding the ball for over 45 minutes they still managed to lose the game to the Colts.

eXactly What The Doctor Ordered… After losing the Super Bowl last season, the Cardinals started off with a loss to San Francisco. Thankfully for Cards fans the team righted the ship Sunday with a 14 point victory over Jacksonville in an extremely tough spot traveling East for a 1:00PM Start.

Yikes… Is all I can say after seeing who Kimbo Slice will fight in his first ever UFC Fight next Wednesday on the Ultimate Fighter. This one could get very ugly, very quickly. Goodnight street brawler from the hood…you’re 60-Seconds of fame is over!!!

ZZZZZZZZZ… The word that best describes this year’s pennant races so far. Unless the Braves and the Twins rally, the last week or two of the season could be meaningless. Wager with caution folks!!!

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2009 NCAA Football Rankings – AP Top 25 Week 4 (Sept. 20)

AP Top 25
RK TEAM RECORD
1 Florida (55) 3-0
2 Texas (2) 3-0
3 Alabama (3) 3-0
4 Mississippi 2-0
5 Penn State 3-0
6 California 3-0
7 LSU 3-0
8 Boise State 3-0
9 Miami (FL) 2-0
10 Oklahoma 2-1
11 Virginia Tech 2-1
12 USC 2-1
13 Ohio State 2-1
14 Cincinnati 3-0
15 TCU 2-0
16 Oklahoma St. 2-1
17 Houston 2-0
18 Florida State 2-1
19 BYU 2-1
20 Kansas 3-0
21 Georgia 2-1
22 North Carolina 3-0
23 Michigan 3-0
24 Washington 2-1
25 Nebraska 2-1

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Just in case you missed it…Here’s an A – Z Recap!!!

It was a long week that featured the start of Pro Football; A costly fumble, a death threat and a rapper who lost his mind in front of millions on TV! So if you were napping, we have you covered! Here is an alphabetical look back on the week/weekend that was in sports.

Ahhh, Yes…!!!! A thought that crossed the minds of everyone who bets sports at 1:01pm Eastern on Sunday when the NFL season kicked off.

Brandon Lang… Everyone’s favorite movie star handicapper; proclaimed best NFL handicapper puts clients outside their front door with cups in their hands. After an 0-7 Saturday +Sunday Mr. Lang made matters worst when he laid the chalk with the Patriots Monday, and road the Angels Tuesday. 0-9!!!??? Normally, I don’t include other handicappers in the list, or comment on their shortcomings but; this was too good to pass up.

Cutler… Arguably the biggest disappointment in week one was Jay Cutler’s 4 interceptions and a gaudy 43.2 passer rating. Do I need to tell you numbers like those delivered a losing effort against NFC North rival Green Bay?

Del Potro… Roger Federer was 54-3 after winning the first set in a Major after the fourth round. Much like Tiger choking to Y.E. Yang, Roger blew a 2-1 set lead to Juan Martin Del Potro and lost his first match at the US Open in 5 years!

Easy Brees’y… Drew Brees didn’t miss a beat throwing for 6 touchdowns against a woeful Detroit Lions secondary. That of course led to a multiple digit win and a cover this past Sunday.

F$$king Terrible… The only adjective combination that can be used to describe the quality of Football officials this week. From the phantom illegal contact against Green Bay, to the 8.5 yard first down given to New England and golden boy Tom Brady.
Going for it!? Tom Cable sent the offense back out on 4th and 11 with 2 minutes to go down 3 points. JaMarcus Russell then hit Louis Murphy with a pass over the middle for a 57 yard go-ahead TD as the Charger secondary broke down.
Holy Toledo! After torching the Colorado Buffs for 23 in the first half, Toledo added an additional 31 in the 2nd half to win 54-38 on Friday Night.

I Will Kill You!? The unheard words from Serena Williams to (Leodis Mckelvin of the Buffalo Bills after he fumbled the kick off with 1:50 to go during Monday Night’s game verse New England…) I mean…to a back judge who called Serena for a foot fault during match point in her Saturday battle with Kim Clijsters. Williams’ exploded after this remark, costing her to default the point handing unranked Clijsters a ticket to the Sunday final.

Just about… The theme of the Monday Night double header; Buffalo blows a lead late, San Diego dashes Oakland hopes late. Both dogs were winning outright with 2 minutes left to go, but failed to hang on.

Kolb… Eagles fan? Shield your eyes. Mcnabb is out, Kevin Kolb is in. Since Vick is suspended until next week, Kevin Kolb will get the start this Sunday for Philly in McNabb’s absence.

Leodis Mckelvin… The permanent goat of 2009; instead of taking a knee, Leodis tried to be a hero and run back a kick with no blocking. 30 yards later the cornerback put the ball on the turf handing New England the 25-24 victory after a Tom Brady touchdown pass late in the game. ESPN reported that teens had vandalized McKelvin’s yard to the point where charges were filed.

Minnesota… The Vikings are the real deal. Father time looked great in the pocket and looked even better handing the ball off to Adrian Peterson. This combination of run and pass could lead to big things for Minnesota this season. The Vikings travel to Detroit for their week two match up. Safe to say 2-0?

Notre Dame… The Fighting Irish had a good run while it lasted. Saturday, they went into the Big House as a favorite but, came out defeated after a late touchdown by Michigan’s Greg Mathews.

Oh My God… The thoughts of thousands of people watching and attending the MTV Video Awards this Sunday after Kanye West ripped the microphone out of Taylor Swift’s hands as she was being given the video of the year award. The reason for this you may ask? Mr. West felt he needed to express his thoughts about how friend Beyonce had a better video than Swift and should have won the award. Kanye then threw the microphone back at a stunned Swift and walked off the stage.

Pittsburgh… After being horribly out played by Tennessee all game, Pittsburgh drove the field late in the game and got to the 20 yard-line before Hines Ward fumbled the game winning score on the 5 yard line with a minute to go. Luckily, the fumble didn’t haunt the Steelers as they got the win after driving the field in overtime and setting up for a game winning field goal.

Quite the Feat… Derek Jeter passed Lou Gehrig for all time hits by a Yankee with 2,723. DJ’s opposite field single came against AL East rival Baltimore and Chris Tillman in the 3rd inning of Friday night’s game.
Rothlisberger… Is again accused of sexual assault this week, again no one really cares.

Southern California… Played a hell of a game in what I considered the best game of the week against Ohio State on Saturday Night. The Trojans escaped Columbus with a18-15 win as Freshman QB Matt Barkley lead the Trojans on an 86-Yard scoring drive late.

Texas / Texas Tech! One of the games I look forward to each year. The Longhorns and Red Raiders square off in their annual battle. Unfortunately there is no Gram Harrell or Michael Crabtree in the lineup for Texas Tech this year, but Colt is back and ready to avenge last years loss at home in front of a sold out crowd.

UCLA… Pulled the upset of the week in College Football taking down SEC giant, Tennessee. The Vols led after the first quarter 10-3 but didn’t find the end zone the final 45 minutes of the game and lost by 9 to an under-rated Bruins squad.

Victory… Is all but sealed for Tiger Woods this PGA Season as he has a choke hold on the Fed Ex Cup standings… What’s another 10 million dollars?

Wow… The Houston Cougars had their own upset magic Saturday as they rolled into Boone Pickens Stadium and took down the Oklahoma State Cowboys 45-35.

X-ceptional… The reviews for Direct TV Red Zone which debuted on Sunday. This channel is non stop Red Zone action from any game all day long. Multiple split screens, picture in picture and commercial free television make this even more enjoyable.

You have to be kidding… Is what Chicago Bear fans must be thinking after hearing news Monday that the heart and soul of the defense in Brian Urlacher would miss the remainder of the season with a dislocated wrist.

Zumba Dance… If, and when Ocho Cinco crosses the goal-line this season look for him to pull off a Latin based dance called the Zumba.

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With millions of Fantasy Football team owners, you can expect a variety of different team names. Of course there’s Mr. Conservative who’s lived in Wisconsin all his life and “Packers-4-Life” is his team name. On the flip side, there are some pretty interesting names that make you burst out in laughter.

Below is a list of team names we have compiled over the years that we have seen, heard, or played against…
LET THE COUNTDOWN BEGIN!!!

#10 On-The-Mendenhall

#9 Pimpin’ Ain’t Brees-E

#8 Addai-In-Your-Sleep

#7 Hands off my Jennings

#6 Schaub on my knob

#5 Vick-In-A-Box

#4 Favre-dollar-foot long

#3 Somewhere over the Dwayne Bowe

#2 I’m a man, I’m “Forte”

#1B. Hide your beagle, Vick’s an Eagle

Drum Roll Please………………………….

#1A. If shes got Bush, Turner over…